Evanna Lynch

STARKID SINGERS

 

Evanna Lynch

 

 

as Luna Lovegood (AVPSY)

This Is The End 

Goin' Back To Hogwarts Reprise

Days of Summer Reprise

 

 

Devin Lytle

STARKID SINGERS

 

Devin Lytle

 

 

as Cho Chang (AVPT)

Goin' Back To Hogwarts

Voldemort Is Going Down

 

Harry Freakin' Potter

Days Of Summer

 

Goin' Back To Hogwarts Reprise

Days of Summer Reprise

  

as Miss Cooter (MAMD)

 

Ready To Go

I've Seen You Around Here Before

There Ain't Nothing Like A Dick

Finale / Heaven On Earth

 

Lauren Lopez

STARKID SINGERS

Lauren Lopez

as Tanya (LWL) 

Boy Toy

It's Over Now

as Draco Malfoy (AVPT)

Goin' Back To Hogwarts

Granger Danger

Pigfarts

Voldemort is Going Down

Hermione Can't Draw / Lupin Can't Sing

Let the Games Begin

No Way

Days of Summer

Wizard Duel / Tonight this school is mine
Goin' Back To Hogwarts Reprises

as Taz (S)

Get Back Up
Hideous Creatures

(HMB)
Dark, Sad, Lonely Knight

as Commissioner Gordon

Robin Sucks!

(Twisted)
Dream A Little Harder
Sands Of Time - Golden Rule
No One Remembers Achmed
Twisted
Finale - A Thousand And One Nights 

as Son (TTTO)

Gone to Oregon
Independence!
The Grind
Pays to Be and Animal
Dysentery World
Wagon on Fire
Speedrun
You Gotta Go
Naked in the Lake



Space Tour

 I Wanna Be 
Ready To Go
Granger Danger
Get Back Up
Boy Toy
No Way

Beauty 

Liam's  Got A Phonecall

Days of Summer

Goin' Back To Hogwarts

Apocalyptour

Me And My Dick/Ready To Go
Get Back Up

Rogues Medley

Little White Lie Medley

Granger Danger

Dark, Sad, Lonely, Knight 

Not Alone

Going Back To Heaven During Those Days Of Hogwarts On Earth

The Coolest Girl

Super Friends 

Jaime Lyn Beatty

STARKID SINGERS

Jaime Lyn Beatty

as Ginny Weasley (AVPT)

Goin' Back To Hogwarts
Harry

Not Alone

Voldemort is Going Down

Senior Year
Everything Ends

as Rita Skeeter (AVPS)
Harry Freakin' Potter

as Sally (MAMD)

Ready To Go
Even Though
Finale / Heaven On Earth

as Neato (Starship)

Kick It Up A Notch

(HMB)
Dark, Sad, Lonely Knight
Rogues Are We

(Twisted)
Dream A Little Harder
Sands Of Time - Golden Rule
Golden Rule Reprise
No One Remembers Achmed
Twisted
Finale - A Thousand And One Nights 

as Daughter (TTTO)

Gone to Oregon
Independence!
The Grind
Pays to Be and Animal
Dysentery World
Wagon on Fire
Lost Without You
Speedrun
Caulk the Wagon
You Gotta Go
Naked in the Lake


The SPACE Tour



I wanna be
Harry Freakin' Potter 
Ready To Go
Kick It Up A Notch 
No Way
The Way I Do
Beauty
Even Though
Goin' Back To Hogwarts

Apocalyptour

Me And My Dick/Ready To Go

The Way I Do

Rogues Medley

Little White Lie Medley

Sami/Harry

Dark, Sad, Lonely, Knight 

Not Alone

Going Back To Heaven During Those Days Of Hogwarts On Earth

The Coolest Girl

Super friends

HOLY MUSICAL B@MAN

Super Friends

Music and lyrics: Nick Gage & Scott Lamps

 Sung by:  Joe Walker, Dylan Saunders, Brian Holden,

Chris Allen, Nick Lang, Jim Povolo, Team Starkid.

Characters: Batman, Green Lantern, Superman,

Spiderman, Robin, Hawkman, all.
 

Studio / C2E2 / Apocalyptour
LIVE: Apocalyptour / RingCon2013 
/ Starkid Takes Manhattan / GeekyCon2015

   

LYRICS:

 
It seems so funny as I look back
On the folly of my ways
I climbed as high as
One can climb on their own

I scaled the highest mountain
Did a pirouette at the tippity top
And when you

Gotta get down, gotta get down, gotta get down

You need someone to count on

Some mark their friendship

With bracelets and lockets

Some measure their friendship

With silver and gold  Some show their friendship

With matching tatoos

We forge our friendship

By saving the world!

I want to be your friend forever

I want to be a modern dancer

What a super queer thing to say

That came out of nowhere

I want to be your friend forever

Pass me the cup of kinship Meet me at my place

The fortress of friendship!

I want to be your friend forever

I want to see the Eiffel Tower

With the power of a super friend

You're never alone

I want to be your friend forever

I want to play Nintendo

Who needs Nintendo

When you've got a friend? Oh!

Like a bat in the sun

I'm losing my guano

I've only known darkness

All my days 

Dude it's cool, it's chill

We're totally here for you

Will there still be scary times? YeahAnd sad times? Sure

Then there's Tequila times

I've got the limes... 

I want to be your friend forever

I want to meet the Dali Lama

With the power of a super friend

You're never alone

I want to be your friend forever

I want to learn to play the banjoWho needs a banjo

When you've got a man show?

I want to be your friend forever

I want to be your friend forever

I want to be your friend forever

I want to be your friend forever

Finally, I've found a friend

I've finally found a friend

Finally, I've found a friend

I've finally found a friend

(Super friends)

Finally, I've found a friend

I've finally found a friend

(Super friends)

Finally, I've found a friend

I've finally found a friend

(Super friends)

Finally, I've found a friend

(Super friends)

I've finally found a friend

(Super duper friends)

(Super friends)

Finally, I've found a friend

(Super friends)

I've finally found a friend

(Super duper friends)

(Super friends)

Finally, I've found a friend

(Super friends)

I've finally found a friend

(Super duper friends)

(Super friends)

Finally, I've found a friend

(Super friends)

I've finally found a friend

(Super duper friends)

One man, many friends 

Going down a road that never ends

Super friends, super bros 

Super hearts with super souls

We're like long lost brothers

Who've found each other

And love each other like family

(Holy musical...)

We're like long lost brothers

Who've found each other

(No more dark sad lonely nights!)

And love each other like family

(Holy musical...)

(Rogues are we!)

We're like long lost brothers

Who've found each other

(No more dark sad lonely nights!)

And love each other like family

(Holy musical...)

(Rogues are we!)

We're like long lost brothers

Who've found each other

(No more dark sad lonely nights!)

And love each other like family

(Holy musical...)

(Rogues are we!)

(No more dark sad lonely-)

Batman!

To be a man

HOLY MUSICAL B@MAN

To Be A Man

Music and lyrics: Nick Gage & Scott Lamps

 

 Sung by:  Brian Holden and Joe Walker, Team Starkid.

Characters: Superman and Batman.
 

   

Studio

   

LYRICS:

 
I am a man of justice
I am a man of might
I am a man of vengeance
I am a man of the night

You're such a sycophantic suck up
How can you call yourself a man?
You say you fight for truth and justice?
I say you're working for the man, man!

You line your mask with lead
But I can see into your soul
I see a scared little boy
Wait, what?Behind the cape and the cowl

F*ck you! I'm gonna kick your ass
F*ck you! I'm taking you down
F*ck you!
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!

I've learned a lot about life
Since I got myself a broYou mean your tiny little sidekick?
You guys are so adorable

You're only jealous man Ah, yeah
It's so obvious, so clearMe with a sidekick?
Come on...

I've got one for you right here! F*ck you!

I'm gonna kick your ass
F*ck you!
I'm taking you down
F*ck you!
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!

All of your toys amuse me
The boat, the batmobile, the bike, the plane
But you can't grappling hook me
Can't hit me with your boomerang, naw!

You look cool in your tightsThanks
For an alien dick
What?
I got some kryptonite tonight
I'm onto your shtick 
F*ck you!
F*ck you!  I'm gonna kick your ass
F*ck you!  I'm taking you in
F*ck you!

You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!F*ck you!

The dynamic duet

HOLY MUSICAL B@MAN

The Dynamic Duet

Music and lyrics: Nick Gage & Scott Lamps

 

 Sung by:  Joe Walker and Nick Lang.

Characters: Batman, Robin, together.
 

   

Studio / chords

   

LYRICS:

We're like long lost brothers
Who've found each other
And love each other like family.Though we're not related
And it's totally belated I'm elated just to say you are my bro.
Mi Amigo.

And where I go
Is where we go.And it feels as though
It was destined to be so
So very nice.

How could it all have been so
Lonesome and hopeless, I know.

Promise you won't go out
And get mugged and murdered on me.
I cross my heart.

I'll never let that happen
We'll have each other's backs and
Listen to the Jackson Five
And dance the night away.

Robin, you parted the clouds
And by the light of the moon
We have found the sunrise.
I never thought I'd find it
Nearly blinded by it
So bright, so bright, so bright. 
You are my bright knight. You're my morning bird. 
We're wingmen singing in thirds
You bring spring to my winter
Flying in the friendship ship. You are my bright knight.
You're my morning bird.
We're wingmen, my vision is blurred For the tears of joy

No more dark, sad, lonely knights. Buddies!Bros!
Homies!Amigos!
Pizza!Nintendo!
Woooo, woooo, woooo, let's go!

We're like long lost brothers
Who've found each other
And love each other like family.

You are my bro, mi amigo.
And where I go is where we go.

And it feels as though
It was destined to be so...
So very nice.

Craig the genie theme song

CRAIG THE GENIE

Craig The Genie Theme Song

Music and lyrics: (?) Brian Rosenthal (?) 

 Sung by:  Brian Rosenthal.
LIVE

   

LYRICS:

 

Craig the Genie

Craig, Craig the Genie

Craig, he's a genie

Yeah, he's a genie

 

Craig's a genie

Yeah, he's a genie

Getting your body

 Is it a lamp eeh uuu(?)

 

I'm not making it up as I go

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, ho

 

Craig the Genie

Craig, Craig, the Genie

Yeah

 

Robin sucks!

HOLY MUSICAL B@MAN

Robin Sucks!

Music and lyrics: Nick Gage & Scott Lamps

 

 

 Sung by:  Meredith Stepien, Jim Povolo, Lauren Lopez,
Julia Albain, Denise Donovan, Nick Strauss, Nico Ager.

Characters: Geeks, Commissioner Gordon & Citizens.
 

   

Studio 

   

LYRICS:

 
Batman doesn't need a sidekick
Undermines his whole aesthetic
Whole thing just gives me a headache
Robin sucks!

He may be a solid dude
But Batman he needs solitude
Robin makes him freakin' cute
Robin sucks!

Tanya said that Larry said
That Sarah said he wets the bed
He probly does, he's only ten
Robin sucks!

Robins aren't scary
They're completely ordinary
Might as well call him canary
Freakin' Robin sucks!

Robins are so common
They're the state bird of Wisconsin
So, what else do you need to know
Robin sucks!

Dark, Sad, Lonely Knight

HOLY MUSICAL B@MAN

Dark, Sad, Lonely Knight

Music and lyrics: Nick Gage & Scott Lamps

 Sung by:  Chris Allen, Joe Walker, Brian Holden, Dylan Saunders,
Lauren Lopez and Jeff Blim,
Julia Albain, Meredith Stepien, Denise Donovan, Jaime Lyn Beatty
Nick Strauss, Chris Allen, Jim Povolo, Nico Ager

Characters: Alfred, Batman, B&Superman, B&S&Green Lantern.
 

   

Studio / Apocalyptour
LIVE:  Apocalyptour / RingCon2012 / RingCon2013 / Starkid Takes Manhattan

'Unsung Starkid' Version

   

LYRICS:

Poor Master Bruce, poor Mr. Wayne
Lonely caboose on a one car train
And it pains me to watch you amble along
This track of loneliness I laid down for you

I remember that horrible night, the night you were split in two
And I swore I'd protect you, and I haven't
So I built a wall all around you, but the wall was too tall
And blocked out all of the birds and the sun

I tried to raise you right, I tried to raise you proper
I tried to be a mentor and a friend, and a mama and a papa too
And insulate you from any outside source of fright
And make bloody certain that you'll never see another
Dark, sad, lonely night

As I look at my life I see something's not right
Like a thousand percent
And I wonder what it is, how it is that it's always just me here
Crying alone at the end of the night, ten thousand percent

Put most of the blame on Alfred
How come he couldn't take the bullet intended for mama and papa?
I never had a pony, I never had pets
Just a bullshit butler, who builds bullshit jets

Oh! I'm falling apart, I need a friend
Somebody to hold on to, somebody to confide in
Think of the children, next time you gun down their mama and papa
Their only mama and papa
Because they probably don't have another mama and papa

I was seein' a girl for a while, a couple days anyway
And I told her I loved her
She said you're such a good friend and that rash is bad
You should really go see a doctor

Then she just disappeared, sent me some text about bad timing
And my love being selfish
Then my doctor called up and the blood came back and as it turns out
I'm allergic to peanuts and shellfish
I loved peanuts and shellfish once

I'm falling apart, I'm lacking punch
I can barely eat, this morning I barely touched my brunch
Two spoons of oatmeal, a couple of nuts, and half a banana
And like my soul, the banana was bruised and black

I'm falling apart, I need a friend
Somebody to hold on to, somebody to confide in
Somebody to ride in the cockpit
Co-captain of the friendship ship
Or maybe just a friend ship
If I had a buddy, we could discuss
Just what we call friendship

I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy
Anybody but a dumbshit butler

I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy
Anybody but a bumbling butler

I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy
Anybody but a bumbling butler

I want to be somebody's buddy
(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)
Somebody who can be my buddy back
(Somebody's buddy back)
I want to be somebody's buddy
(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)
Anybody but a dumbshit butler

I want to be somebody's buddy
(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)
Somebody who can be my buddy back
(Somebody's buddy back)
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)

I want to be somebody's buddy
(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)
Anybody but a dumbshit butler
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)

I want to be somebody's buddy
(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)
((Somebody, somebody))

Somebody who can be my buddy back
(Somebody's buddy back)
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)
((Somebody, by my friend))I want to be somebody's buddy
(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)((Somebody, somebody))Anybody but a bumbling butler
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)((Somebody, anybody, by my friend))

I want to be somebody's buddy
(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)
((Somebody, somebody))Somebody who can be my buddy back
(Somebody's buddy back)
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)
((Somebody, by my friend))
I want to be somebody's buddy
(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)((Somebody, somebody))
Anybody but a dumbshit butler
(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)
((Somebody, anybody, by my friend))
I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy

Rogues are we

HOLY MUSICAL B@MAN

Rogues Are We

Music and lyrics: Nick Gage & Scott Lamps

Sung by:  Dylan Saunders, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Nick Strauss,

Jim Povolo, Meredith Stepien, Denise Donovan

(Apocalyptour) Lauren Lopez, Brian Rosenthal

    Characters: Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Penguin,

Mr. Firenze, Riddler, Catwoman, all.

Album / Apocalyptour

LIVE: Apocalyptour / LeakyConLondon2013

RingCon2013 / Starkid Takes Manhattan

 Elsie Fest! /

 Rogues Medley  

LYRICS:

Line up, sign up
If you're looking for some sin  And a dirty way to win. Yeah!

Get pissed, enlist
Tap into the devil within  Let the villainy begin

We're joining forces

We're making clever quips

We revel in malevolence

Four thousand horses of the apocalypse

Giddy up, Gotham

Giddy up, up, up

We're going rogue, rogue, rogue!

Rogues are we!

We are the harlots and the hussiesRogues are we!

We are the swindlers and the cheats

Rogues are we!

We're rising up from the undergroundRogues are we!

We're taking over your streets

Riddle me this
I've got a puzzle that put you to tears
I'm cruel but never crass Look no further than here
To see a penguin without peer
I've got a certain touch of class

I made a fear toxin in the form of gas
Then I wear a scary mask

I've got ice in my veins

Venom on the vine
I'll weed out any wussy I'm a pretty little kitty
But I ain't no-Rogues are we!

We are the harlots and the hussies  Rogues are we!

 We are the swindlers and the cheats  Rogues are we!

We're rising up from the undergroundRogues are we!

We're taking over your streets

Rogues are we!

Reprise

Sung by: Jeff Blim, Jaime Lyn Beatty.

(Apocalyptour) Joey Richter

    Characters: Sweet Tooth, Poison Ivy, ST&PI, all.

Album

LIVE: Starkid Takes Manhattan

Elsie Fest

LYRICS:

Rogues! Assemble
Gather, Unite
And take a mental snapshot
Of this most auspicious night

We've got strength in numbers now
The battle can begin
We're waging war on Batman
And the war is our’s to win

Rise up! Like a natural disaster
We take The Bat, then we take back the town
We harm in harmony, arm in arm we hold our stance
In solidarity he hasn't a chance

Rise up! Like a natural disaster

We take The Bat, then we take back the town

We harm in harmony, arm in arm we hold our stance

In solidarity he hasn't a chance

Let's dance!

Rogues are we!

Rise up! Like a natural disaster

(Rogues are we!)

We take The Bat, then we take back the town

(Rogues are we!)

We harm in harmony, arm in arm we hold our stance

(Rogues are we!)

In solidarity he hasn't a chance

Let's dance!

Rogues are we!