I Steal Everything

TWISTED

I Steal Everything

Lyrics: Kaley McMahon

Music: A.J. Holmes

  

Sung by: Jeff Blim,
Meredith Stepien, Joe Walker, 
Robert Manion, Denise Donovan, Jim Povolo.

   Characters:  Aladdin, citizens.

Album: iTunes / Amazon / Sheet
Karaoke: iTunes

   

LYRICS:

Want food but got no money

I'm screwed, or so it seemed.

That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme:

Just steal everything!

(...)

For real, I'm not that picky

I'll steal whatever's in sight

Don't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight

 Hey, my crutch!

Nah, nah, loser! I steal everything!

(...)

Did you know this barbaric country?

They'll only give you money if you work.

Thanks, but no thanks - the man.

I'll keep stealing all I can

Instead of being a fascist yuppi jerk.

Hippie! Fucker! Slacker! Sucker!

Who would seek employments

When life offers her enjoyments?

Anything I get I can get for free

Besides, the economy's shit

 So I make haste for making exits.

Get chased by a murderous mob

Hey man, still beats getting the job

Am I right?

(...)

Asshole! Oh, wow! Douchebag! Hey, now!

Just one question: why, man?

'Cause you stole my daughter's hymen

That's completely fair, but in my defence:

Dude, your daughter's hot!

I feel that it's my duty to steal, 'cause stealing's an art

I'll steal clothing and shelter, whatever I lack

Candy from babies, the shirt off your back!

Credit indentities, thunder and seams

And intellectual property, whatever that means.

And if you'll look closer

This poor little orphan will steal your heart.