Gone to Oregon

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

Gone to Oregon

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by:

 Jeff Blim, Corey Dorris, Rachael Soglin,
Lauren Lopez, Jaime Lyn Beatty

Characters: 
Father, Grandpa, Mother, 
Son, Daughter, Everyone.

Album: iTunes / Amazon
   

LYRICS:

Good Mornin! - Good Mornin!

We stand before the journey

That leads us all

To Oregon - To Oregon

A pioneer adventure

Down the trail

To Oregon - To Oregon - To Wisconsin

(...)

By God's command

We dare to land

In Wisconsin

(...)

The promised land will not wait for us

We leave our land in faith and trust

We'll find the place of our destiny

And spread our family seed!

We'll find the place of our destiny

And spread our family seed!

Now the show begins

AaaaAaaaaUuuuhhhhmmmm....

(...)

Now our journey begins

In the 1800s

In a little city in Missouri

Before we start

you decide on the names

of all the people in your wagon party

You must decide who these pioneers are

Are they carpenters or bankers or leavin their farm

It's time to spin the personal yarn

Carefully choose each name

Cause this is more than a game

It's more than a game

Oh yeah it's more than a game

No 2 shows will ever be the same

My first pioneer would be President Polk

I know he'd be a good leader of the wagon

Good job now dear that's what we're goin for

You'd be extra careful not to kill him

I think I would use my mom and dad's names of course

To make sure that they'll never get divorced

That might be too much information

But hey it's great to have that personal connection

I would make my family rich

They'd be bankers from New York

Richie, Johnny, Emily and Peter and Sue

Their bank fell down and now they're poor

That's great kids

Keep up the good work

Hey Grandpa

what would your names be?

Oh well let me tell ya:

Dickson, Dickfan, Hairydick and Dr. Buttnugget

(...)

We are gone to Oregon

It's the greatest family vacation

It'll bring us together

Couldn't think of nothin better

Heck, time for some family fun

On the trail to Oregon

(...)

I'm Jack Bauer, a farmer from Illinois

All my skills will be useless on the trail

My beautiful family is counting on me

A lot of pressure, I can't afford to fail

(...)

Slipperywhenwet and I'm a mother of 2

Could've been a banker, guess a farmer will do

Why did you get to choose?

(...)

Craphole, yeah that's me

I'm 7 and I'm male

Mouthface, is what my friends call me

I'm lookin for love on the trail

Ew gross!

I hope you're bit by a snake!

I hope you break your back!

Hey I found wild fruit!

Pay attention Dad!

Are we gonna stop at the forts?

I forgot to shave

Did we bring enough food?

We could've write on Grandpa's grave

Everyone just behave!

Because it's only a game

It's only a game

I guess it's only a game

The Trail To Oregon is nothing but a game

We'll be there soon

In Oregoon

Honestly it beats nothing counted

We could be in a kitchen

doing something with a chicken

But we couldn't give less of a crap

Cause we're making it to Oregap

(...)

It's time to run

To Oregun

It's too late to change the show now

You could go next door

And see something professional

We wouldn't blame you a bit

If you're sitting through this Oreshit

We're Broadway bound

In Oregown

Cause there's no Broadway in Chicago

Who will forget their name and who will get the YouTube fame

These are the questions to ask

When you're playing Oregas

It's more than a game

Life is really great

On the trail to Oregate