Caulk the wagon

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

Caulk The Wagon

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by: Joey  Richter, Jaime Lyn Beatty

Characters: McDoon, Daughter,

everyone except Daughter, everyone.

Album: iTunes / Amazon
   

LYRICS:

We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day we die

But I don't want to die!
That's why:

We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day we die

Yeah, and how we supposed to do that?
Well, do you see that ox?
Ahuh
He's an ox of course
Yep.
And he took us down the trail
But his time is up, 'cause he won't help us
Unless he grows a sail

His time is up, unless he grows a sail
His time is up - he didn't grow a sail

So we'll chop him up, remove his guts
And grind up all his hooves
Then we'll mix it up into a pulp 
And spread it on like glue

We'll chop him up and make him into glue
You'll caulk this up, this ox has died for you

(...)

Now spread the caulk on thick
To seal out the water
Now blow on it real quick

It has a real strange odour
Why did we leave home in the first place?
I'm springin' leaks all over my face

A higher power steers me true
Now let me do the same for you
I see this trip has taken its toll
Now let me fill your holes

He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day you die

 Now that's how you caulk a wagon!

(...)

Until the day we die...
(Caulk the wagon)
(Caulk the wagon)
(Caulk the wagon)