Monday, February 16, 2015

Naked in a lake

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!



Naked In A Lake




Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim





Sung by:

Lauren Lopez
Jeff Blim, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Corey Dorris, Rachael Soglin, Joey Richter

(GC) Brian Holden, Dylan Saunders, Meredith Stepien

Characters: 

Son
Father, Daughter, Grandpa, Mother, Ox
Everyone


Album: iTunes / Amazon

Live: GeekyCon2015  / Elsie Fest
LYRICS:

Come on buddy, the water's just right
So come on buddy, let's have a water fight.
Splashy, splashy, there's nothing more fun
Then dropping trou' and getting some sun.

You can skinny if you're fat or old
Put Marco Polo in a wrestling hold.
All your problems wash away
When you're naked, yeah you're naked in a lake.

Come on guys, it's super warm!
Oh, I don't know about this! OK!


Everybody jump in, come and splash around, feel the water between your toes
Everybody swim, take a mini vacay wearing only your birthday clothes.
I promise I won't judge if you've got freckles or some pudge
'Cause their just one way to spend the rest of the day
Getting naked, yeah let's get naked, get naked in a lake.

Naked in a lake.
Naked in a lake.
Naked in a lake.
Get naked in a lake.
Naked in a - we're naked in a lake.

Come on, Mouthface, I know you want to.
I can finally lose this dress! Whee!
Come on grandpa, water's good for you.
I beat you to it, my diaper's wet!

It's nothing super sexual
'Cause the act is nothing actual.
It's time to free your little guy and let him play
And have the time of your life starting today.

Everybody jump in, come and splash around, feel your body jingle jangle
Everybody's got fins and it's super cool when you're taking off your sandals.
If I ever get too stressed, I find some woods and take a bath
And get naked (Aaaah!) Yeah!
Let's get naked in a lake - Yabbadabbadoo!

Let's get naked 
(Aaaah!) Yeah!
Let's get naked in a lake.

(amazing sax solo)

They did it in Ancient Rome
It's everybody's oldest story
You can even do it alone
Just you and all your glory!

Everybody come out, dunk your head, see how long you can hold your breath
You can even use toys, like a floating raft with a sexual orgy fest.
You can do it in the dark, but it's better when you see your parts
And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Being naked, yeah super naked, we're naked in a lake.
Naked in a lake.
We're naked in a lake.
Naked in a lake.
Naked in a lake.
Naked in a lake.
We're naked in a lake.

We are rich in Oregich.

But who cares
'cause we're naked, 
yeah we're naked in a lake.

Come on Jack Bauer, the water's just right.

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