Sunday, March 15, 2015

Dysentery world

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

Dysentery World



Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim





Sung by Jeff Blim,
Rachael Soglin, Lauren Lopez, 
Jaime Lyn Beatty, Corey Dorris.

Characters: Father, everyone.

Album: iTunes / Amazon

   
LYRICS:

I've looked in the eyes of certain demons

We're always watching you
There's an underworld right underneath
Boo! We're right behind you
The world's a shitty, shitty place you see
Shitty shitty
And thus we will die appropriately
Oh your butthole



It's a dysentery world
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus
All you boys and girls
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch



It's the most popular of diseases
Popular
Selling out shows from coast to coast
We sell out, we sell out, we sell out
You never know when it might hit you
Hit you in the face
But you better freak out, cause it's fucking gross
So fucking gross



It's a dysentery world
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus
All you boys and girls
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch
It's a dysentery world
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus
All you boys and girls
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch



Oh, it's a dysentery world
For all you boys and girls
Oregon is for the damned
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus
Bitch, how'd it come to this?
Why do we exist?
Your God is a fickle scam
Poo party!
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch
Eat shit

When the world's at stake

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

When The World's At Stake



Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim




Sung by Rachael Soglin
as Mother.

Album: iTunes / Amazon


Check out => When The World's At Stake (Reprise)
   
LYRICS:

At first I didn't want it

Her daddy, well, we didn't fit
But I couldn't swing it
I was scared to do it alone



Seventeen and pregnant
Not what I had in mind
Her daddy was a farmer
But not the wealthy kind



I wanted to be a dancer
But not the kind that did for pay
Who was this new person
That was getting in my way?



I could've walked out
Left her for dead
Cut her out with my own hands
But something in me
Was kicking and screaming to live



When the world's at stake
There are lives to save
And even though I shake
My hands at God I pray
Let her have a better life
Than I can provide
Lord have mercy on my soul
As I try to do her right



It took a long, long time
To understand God's plan for me
He threw me down the river
Beat my flush in Kankakee



By the time my water broke
I was deep in my own debt
But when I saw her face
It was easy to forget



I knew I had to
Get her away
Take her to where my debt was paid
A new beginning
A place I'd never been
And never seen



When the world's at stake
All your dreams they change
And every step you take
Is for another's sake
And even if she grows to hate me
I won't change my course of heart
Lord have mercy on my soul
If we ever grow apart



You think that I resent her very being?
That maybe I regret her ever needing a mother
Is it wrong that I enjoy to ride her?
I may be rash and overprotecting, not bitter
I suppose I could be softer...



I can do better
Hold you closer
I'm learning that
As I grow older
I'm the one to forgive



When the world's at stake
You give your life away
And it feels so great
To watch the one you saved
Be the most adoring person
Your mom has ever known
Lord have mercy on my soul
And let my dreams be all her own



When my world's at stake...

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Pays to be an animal

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

Pays To Be An Animal



Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim




Sung by:
Corey Dorris, 
Rachael Soglin, Jeff Blim, Joey Richter


Characters: 
Grandpa, Buffaloes, Baby Buffalo, Everyone.

Album: iTunes / Amazon

   
LYRICS:

When you're growing up as a youngun buck
And your dad's a yak, so you have to cluck
And you talk one day, then the clucking comes to an end
Whoa
It's a glass half full of scotch approach
Like the mommy cub teaches her goats 
If you live or you're shot in the head it all depends

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

And when you wake up with mud on your dick
And you don't even know where it came from

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't 

There are stories told of man's fall from grace
He rapes the land just so he can ate
But stories suck so fuck 'em right in the face

And even if you put on weight
Just poop it out and refill your plate
Cause the older you get the more you hibernate 

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

And when you wake up with mud on your dick
And you don't even know where it came from

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't


Don't shoot us
Don't shoot us please
Don't shoot us
Don't shoot us please!


Now listen brother
You don't wanna do this
I just lost my mom and dad for dick
Deep down I know there's a heart inside that head
Whoa

And if you're really that goddamn hungey
Just eat my parents right in front of me
And I'll raise my buffalo friends to seek revenge!


Everybody!
Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

And when you wake up with mud on your dick
And you don't even know where it came from


Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't


Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

You wake up with mud on your dick
In a pool of your vomit
Picking turds off your ass
Your whole breakfast is grass
You got mud on your shoes
Only hell they're fucking hooves
Your hind legs are sore
Yeah that's right, you've got 4
And you don't even know her damn name


Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't