Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Different as can be

A VERY POTTER MUSICAL

Different as can be

(Act 1 Part 5)

Music and lyrics: A.J. Holmes



  
Sung by:
(musical, Apocalyptour) Brian Rosenthal, Joe Walker.
(Space Tour) Brian Holden, Joe Walker.
  Characters: Quirrell, Voldemort, together.






  

LYRICS:

You won't sleep on your tummy
You won't sleep on your back
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
We share some hands and fingers
And yet the feeling lingers
We're just about as different as anyone could be

You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
You think that you should rule the world,
I think books are a thrill!

 Sipping tea by the fires swell
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

I guess its plain to see
when you look at you and me
were different
different
as can be

Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!
Im the brightest professor here, I've won several awards
My new world is about to unfold
You got beat by a two year old
Ill kill him this time through and through
Or you might just give him another tattoo

You really must agree
when you look at you and me
were different
different
as can-

Ill rise again and Ill rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
Prevails! Part of that world goes to you

When I rule the world Ill plant flowers
When I rule the world Ill have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves,
a fleet of dementors, and giants,
and thestrals, and all my Death Eaters!
(And Jane Austen novels)

When I rule the world!! Hahahaha

Reprise

(Act 1 Part 8)


I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can be


We simply guarantee
When you're looking at you and me
We're different
Different
As can be

It's a comedy of sorts
When you're bound to Voldemort


And I'm happy as a squirrel
Long as I'm with Mr. Quirrell


We'll lead 'em to the slaughter,
And we'll murder Harry Potter!

We're different
Different
Different, different
As can be!

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