To be a man

HOLY MUSICAL B@MAN

To Be A Man

Music and lyrics: Nick Gage & Scott Lamps

 

 Sung by:  Brian Holden and Joe Walker, Team Starkid.

Characters: Superman and Batman.
 

   

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LYRICS:

 
I am a man of justice
I am a man of might
I am a man of vengeance
I am a man of the night

You're such a sycophantic suck up
How can you call yourself a man?
You say you fight for truth and justice?
I say you're working for the man, man!

You line your mask with lead
But I can see into your soul
I see a scared little boy
Wait, what?Behind the cape and the cowl

F*ck you! I'm gonna kick your ass
F*ck you! I'm taking you down
F*ck you!
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!

I've learned a lot about life
Since I got myself a broYou mean your tiny little sidekick?
You guys are so adorable

You're only jealous man Ah, yeah
It's so obvious, so clearMe with a sidekick?
Come on...

I've got one for you right here! F*ck you!

I'm gonna kick your ass
F*ck you!
I'm taking you down
F*ck you!
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!

All of your toys amuse me
The boat, the batmobile, the bike, the plane
But you can't grappling hook me
Can't hit me with your boomerang, naw!

You look cool in your tightsThanks
For an alien dick
What?
I got some kryptonite tonight
I'm onto your shtick 
F*ck you!
F*ck you!  I'm gonna kick your ass
F*ck you!  I'm taking you in
F*ck you!

You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!F*ck you!