There ain't nothing like a dick

ME AND MY DICK

There Ain't Nothing Like A Dick

Music and lyrics: A.J. Holmes and Carlos Valdes

  

 

Sung by: Nick Strauss and Devin Lytle

Characters: The Old Snatch, Miss Cooter, together. 

 

 

LYRICS:

A dick can act real sweet
A dick can bat his eyes
He can tell you you're the one
But that dick's just full of lies

A dick's, a dick's, a dick's
A dick's, a dick, it's true
But you ain't never gonna
Find the dick for you!

A dick can hit you hard
Oooh, a dick can hit you fast
A dick can bring you love

But that dick can't make it last
There's a dick for every puss
Lots of fish in the sea
But they sure as hell
Haven't found the dick for me!

There ain't nothing like a dick
And the dick I've found's the best
There ain't nothing like a dick
They leave you itching with the rest

You can play with that dildo
'Till it makes you sick
But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing like a dick!

Now you're getting it, Miss Cooter!
Preach, baby, preach!

My dick's a different breed
He's got class, he's debonair
His voice is gravelly and soft
And baby, he's got quite a pair

When he talks to me
I get all hot and bothered, you see
I'm positive that he's
The only dick for me

Oh, that dick has got you good
He's got ya under his spell

Well at least I have a dick
And at least I don't smell

You make the same mistakes
Through thin and through thick

But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing like a dick

I want that shaft in me today
There ain't nothing like a dick

Hey look, a baby on the way!
Oooooh, the way he makes me feel
And they sure is are slicks

But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing...
Like a dick!

And they'll fuck ya too!