I wanna be on TV

 

I Wanna Be On TV

 

 

 

 

Sung by Joe Moses and Charlene Kaye

together

 

 

LYRICS:

 

I wake up in a box on the Upper East Side

Tell myself I'm beautiful with these bags under my eyes

I'm up and at em 2: 00 pm, find my phone, tweet a joke

Google Joe Moses for an hour and hope my twitter numbers grow

Today's the day I make my mark, be that man I wanna be

But I'm stuck here in the dark cause I'm not on that silver screen

 

I wanna be on TV

30 Rock, The Office, CSI Miami

Any old channel or series: ABC or Fox

Oxygen?

It's fine with me.

I wanna be famous but I can't get my foot in the door.

(Uh la la la, uh la la la, can't get his foot in the door)

I'd even spray myself orange for a part on the Jersey Shore

I wanna be on TV

BFF's forever Rachel, Blaine, and Kurt and me!

Be the new face of the country

Move over Obama change is gonna start with me

Times Square is gonna have my face on a giant billboard (on a giant billboard!)

I'll be a household name in countries I've never heard of before [Like Russia!]

I sip the dregs of my coffee, wrap up Friends season six

Once I get up from this couch I'll be better than those pricks

The dollar menu at McDonalds, Doctor Who on BBC

Sleeping sideways in the subway, Is this the best my life will be?

Today's the day I make my mark, be that man I wanna be

But I'm stuck here in the dark cause I'm not on that silver screen

I wanna be on TV

30 Rock, The Office, CSI Mi-a-mi

Any old channel or series: Toddlers in Tiaras

History?

It's fine with me.

I wanna be famous but I can't get my foot in the door. (Can't get his foot in the door)

I'd even spray myself orange for a part on the Jersey Shore

The only thing I've ever wanted,

Well, I just wanna be on the TV

Do everything it takes for everyone to notice me

And I just want you to like me

And I guess it wouldn't suck if girls were finally into me,

Like Nick Jonas {Like Joe Walker!}

I'll take this little show and make it everything that it can be!