Dysentery world

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

Dysentery World

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by Jeff Blim,
Rachael Soglin, Lauren Lopez, 
Jaime Lyn Beatty, Corey Dorris.

Characters: Father, everyone.

Album: iTunes / Amazon
   

LYRICS:

I've looked in the eyes of certain demons

We're always watching you

There's an underworld right underneath

Boo! We're right behind you

The world's a shitty, shitty place you see

Shitty shitty

And thus we will die appropriately

Oh your butthole

It's a dysentery world

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus

All you boys and girls

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch

It's the most popular of diseases

Popular

Selling out shows from coast to coast

We sell out, we sell out, we sell out

You never know when it might hit you

Hit you in the face

But you better freak out, cause it's fucking gross

So fucking gross

It's a dysentery world

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus

All you boys and girls

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch

It's a dysentery world

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus

All you boys and girls

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch

Oh, it's a dysentery world

For all you boys and girls

Oregon is for the damned

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus

Bitch, how'd it come to this?

Why do we exist?

Your God is a fickle scam

Poo party!

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch

Eat shit

When the world's at stake

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

When The World's At Stake

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by Rachael Soglin

as Mother.

Album: iTunes / Amazon

Check out => When The World's At Stake (Reprise)
   

LYRICS:

At first I didn't want it

Her daddy, well, we didn't fit

But I couldn't swing it

I was scared to do it alone

Seventeen and pregnant

Not what I had in mind

Her daddy was a farmer

But not the wealthy kind

I wanted to be a dancer

But not the kind that did for pay

Who was this new person

That was getting in my way?

I could've walked out

Left her for dead

Cut her out with my own hands

But something in me

Was kicking and screaming to live

When the world's at stake

There are lives to save

And even though I shake

My hands at God I pray

Let her have a better life

Than I can provide

Lord have mercy on my soul

As I try to do her right

It took a long, long time

To understand God's plan for me

He threw me down the river

Beat my flush in Kankakee

By the time my water broke

I was deep in my own debt

But when I saw her face

It was easy to forget

I knew I had to

Get her away

Take her to where my debt was paid

A new beginning

A place I'd never been

And never seen

When the world's at stake

All your dreams they change

And every step you take

Is for another's sake

And even if she grows to hate me

I won't change my course of heart

Lord have mercy on my soul

If we ever grow apart

You think that I resent her very being?

That maybe I regret her ever needing a mother

Is it wrong that I enjoy to right her?

I may be rash and overprotecting, not bitter

I suppose I could be softer...

I can do better

Hold you closer

I'm learning that

As I grow older

I'm the one to forgive

When the world's at stake

You give your life away

And it feels so great

To watch the one you saved

Be the most adoring person

Your mom has ever known

Lord have mercy on my soul

And let my dreams be all her own

When my world's at stake...

Pays to be an animal

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

Pays To Be An Animal

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by:

Corey Dorris, 

Rachael Soglin, Jeff Blim, Joey Richter

Characters: 

Grandpa, Buffaloes, Baby Buffalo, Everyone.

Album: iTunes / Amazon
   

LYRICS:

When you're growing up as a youngun buck

And your dad's a yak, so you have to cluck
And you talk one day, then the clucking comes to an end
Whoa
It's a glass half full of scotch approach
Like the mommy cub teaches her goats 
If you live or you're shot in the head it all depends

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

And when you wake up with mud on your dick
And you don't even know where it came from

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't 

There are stories told of man's fall from grace
He rapes the land just so he can ate
But stories suck so fuck 'em right in the face

And even if you put on weight
Just poop it out and refill your plate
Cause the older you get the more you hibernate 

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

And when you wake up with mud on your dick
And you don't even know where it came from

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

Don't shoot us
Don't shoot us please
Don't shoot us
Don't shoot us please!

Now listen brother
You don't wanna do this
I just lost my mom and dad for dick
Deep down I know there's a heart inside that head
Whoa

And if you're really that goddamn hungey
Just eat my parents right in front of me
And I'll raise my buffalo friends to seek revenge!

Everybody!
Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

And when you wake up with mud on your dick
And you don't even know where it came from

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't

You wake up with mud on your dick
In a pool of your vomit
Picking turds off your ass
Your whole breakfast is grass
You got mud on your shoes
Only hell they're fucking hooves
Your hind legs are sore
Yeah that's right, you've got 4
And you don't even know her damn name

Sometimes it pays to be an animal
Sometimes don't