Guys like Potter (A)

APOCALYPTOUR

Guys like Potter

Music and lyrics: Darren Criss

  

Sung by: Brian Holden,
Dylan Saunders, Brian Rosenthal, Joe Walker, Joey Richter.

 A VERY POTTER SEQUEL version

RingCon2013 / DigiFest2013

GeekyCon2015

   

LYRICS:

So many douchebags in the world
Yeah, so many douchebags get the girls
Who deserve more than absolutely anything
That any charm or potion could ever bring
But men like that, they have her on a string
And they don't care

Let's pick it up, fellas...

So many assholes in this place
(So many assholes, yeah)So many assholes in my face!
(...face)Why won't they leave us alone
(Why won't they leave us alone)To love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between...

We'd treat them nice and never be mean
(...and never be mean)
And we would care...
(...care...)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

For there will always be guys like Potter
(Always be guys...)To realize tears in your eyes because he got her
(Tears in your eyes...)She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her...

If you'd only done
Something more for the one
Back when you were young...

 You're right fellas. Hey, how about this?

So many bastards here
(So many bastards, yeah...)Why won't these bastards disappear?
(...disappear?)I'll blast them off to outer space
(I'll blast them off to outer space)You'll never see them again
I'll launch them off to Venus and then...

We wouldn't have to deal with them
(...deal with them)Anymore...
(...more...)
Hell, no.
But there will always be guys like Potter
(Always be guys...)Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
(Don't quench that flame...)He'll never ever think her perfect as you thought her...

But now you're alone
Left to pout and moan
'Cause you were totally pwnd.
So many douchebags in the world...
Yeah, Oooh...