Speedrun

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

Speedrun

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by: Jeff Blim, Rachael Soglin, 

Lauren Lopez, Corey Dorris.

Characters: Father/Mother,

& Son & Grandpa, everyone.

Album: iTunes / Amazon
   

LYRICS:

She went off like a bolt of lightning

Mad as hell and the pace was frightening

Every stop on the trail was left for dead

The legend around her spread

Like a weed in a flower bed

Her mission was clear straight ahead

She tempted fate to the limit

Pushing all of us hard through the night

If the weather so much as shifted

She scared it off with a knife

She went on a run, speedrun

(Run, speedrun)

To save the future

The woman I love had fire in her eyes

She went on a run, speedrun

(Run, speedrun)

To save her daughter now

The woman I love's come back to life

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

(Speedrun!)

Nothing that needs exploring

(Speedrun!)

That part of the game is boring

Hold onto your butts and let me drive

(Speedrun!)

Time to reduce our rations

(Speedrun!)

Rational is out of fashion

The queen bee is back to claim her hive

I know all of the shortcuts

Using my motherly sense

If I have the minds of the devil

Then speed's our only defense

(...)

Ah... run, speedrun

To the future

Fanning the flames of the demon inside

It's time to run, speedrun

To save our daughter now

Cause the slower you play the faster you die

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Nothing can stop us now

Oh, nothing can take us down

Who needs to stop and piss

When you're in the lead?

Can't stop us now

Oh, nothing can break us down

Who knew that all this time

We had what we need?

Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster

Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster

Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster... oh...

Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster

Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster

Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster... oh...

Oh, they call it a speedrun!

(Speedrun!)

Oh, they call it a speedrun

It's the story of one motherfucking family!

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

When the world's at stake (Reprise)

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

When The World's At Stake (Reprise)

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by Jeff Blim and Joey Richter. 

Characters: Father and General Store Guy.

Album: iTunes / Amazon
   
Check out => When The World's At Stake

LYRICS:

At first I was a moron

I stood a little to tall

I didn't know

I was close to losing it all

I burned our farm down

By my own hand

If God did it he's a sneaky man

But now it's time

I take control of his plan

When the world's at stake

There are lives to save

In every step I take

And every rule I break

I'm one step closer to my family

I can feel it in my bones

Lord have mercy on my soul

As I take back what's all my own

(...)

When the world's at stake

And there are lives to save

And yes, I'm one big fake

But please cut me a break

'Cause AAAAH...!

 Nope!

(...)

When my world's at stake...

Lost without you

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

Lost Without You

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by Jaime Lyn Beatty as Daughter.

Album: iTunes / Amazon


Adler Planetarium(2015)
  GeekyCon2015
   

LYRICS:

Thrown in back like a burlap sack

And lord does my butt hurt

I guess it's been days or week or months

Or something worse

Everything looks the same

When you're starin at nothing but dirt

And all I hear are the wheels bucklin

Large men yelling, sounds like pouting

I really miss a more familiar sound, Mom

Cause I am lost without you

It's been a long, long time

Every time I look around me

I pray you're at my side

On the trail

Kept a journal of all the spots we passed

Just for you Dad

The Big Blue Mountains are actually grey

They look tired and really sad

There's no soda in Soda Springs

The water's way too hot

Fort Hall's just a great big wall

And we didn't even stop

Now I am lost without you

Sometimes I barely breathe

If I ever don't think of you

It's because I can't believe

That I am on the trail without you

With miles and miles to go

Send me a sign that you're okay

A telegram or note

From the trail

I won't stop till I find you again

Even if you're a pile of ash

I'll find an east-bound caravan

And crank up its pace to fast

You won't notice I've been gone at all

You'll say "Mouthface, where you been?"

I want you to know that there's not a moment

That goes by without the thought of you

I won't be lost without you

Cause you'll be there at my side

You and Dad'll be close together

With my brother on my right

I won't be lost... without you...

I'll see your shining faces

Even if it's through a stone

I'll write something real nice for you

That reminds me of home

On the trail

Wagon on fire

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

Wagon On Fire

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by 
Joey Richter, Corey Dorris

Jaime Lyn Beatty, Jeff Blim, 
Rachael Soglin, Lauren Lopez.

Characters: 
McDoon, Cletus, 
Daughter, Father, 
Mother, Son, everyone.

Album: iTunes / Amazon
   

LYRICS:

When the going gets tough
And you're smokin’ a cigarette
Not for the taste of it
The madness it grows
Like a flame through your soul and it's time
For some payback

Conditions are right
The kindle is dry
It's a labor of chemistry
Just a tiny spark
Sends the light through the dark
And the devil's unleashed
Hell is your destiny

Your wagon is on fire
Your wagon is aflame
Your wagon is on fire
It’ll never be the same

Now is the next part of the plan:
Grab the girl and let's get goin'

The tall one with the ugly dress?
That's my future wife, show some respect!
This is all fucked, I thought it would be clean?
How could it be when we’re burnin' families?

Grab her, bag her, anyway you want
I'm too busy saying what's goin' on

And life, as you know it, is changing
(Let me go!)
Desperate times call for measures
(Mr McDoon)
Wedding bells they are clanging
(The Bandit King)
Another one's ash is my treasure

Your wagon is on fire...

When did this get serious?
When my world's at stake
The journey is a sham...
You should have paid attention Dad

There are lives to save
And all that you desire...
Why aren’t you serious?
We’re not far behind
You're back where you began

It's all just part of the grind
We’ll take it one day at a time
And we’ll find our way back home

Are we gone to Oregon?
Oregon...
We’re gone...

When you've got mud on your dick!

Dysentery world

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

Dysentery World

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by Jeff Blim,
Rachael Soglin, Lauren Lopez, 
Jaime Lyn Beatty, Corey Dorris.

Characters: Father, everyone.

Album: iTunes / Amazon
   

LYRICS:

I've looked in the eyes of certain demons

We're always watching you

There's an underworld right underneath

Boo! We're right behind you

The world's a shitty, shitty place you see

Shitty shitty

And thus we will die appropriately

Oh your butthole

It's a dysentery world

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus

All you boys and girls

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch

It's the most popular of diseases

Popular

Selling out shows from coast to coast

We sell out, we sell out, we sell out

You never know when it might hit you

Hit you in the face

But you better freak out, cause it's fucking gross

So fucking gross

It's a dysentery world

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus

All you boys and girls

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch

It's a dysentery world

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus

All you boys and girls

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch

Oh, it's a dysentery world

For all you boys and girls

Oregon is for the damned

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus

Bitch, how'd it come to this?

Why do we exist?

Your God is a fickle scam

Poo party!

You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch

Eat shit

When the world's at stake

THE TRAIL TO OREGON!

When The World's At Stake

Music and lyrics by Jeff Blim

Sung by Rachael Soglin

as Mother.

Album: iTunes / Amazon

Check out => When The World's At Stake (Reprise)
   

LYRICS:

At first I didn't want it

Her daddy, well, we didn't fit

But I couldn't swing it

I was scared to do it alone

Seventeen and pregnant

Not what I had in mind

Her daddy was a farmer

But not the wealthy kind

I wanted to be a dancer

But not the kind that did for pay

Who was this new person

That was getting in my way?

I could've walked out

Left her for dead

Cut her out with my own hands

But something in me

Was kicking and screaming to live

When the world's at stake

There are lives to save

And even though I shake

My hands at God I pray

Let her have a better life

Than I can provide

Lord have mercy on my soul

As I try to do her right

It took a long, long time

To understand God's plan for me

He threw me down the river

Beat my flush in Kankakee

By the time my water broke

I was deep in my own debt

But when I saw her face

It was easy to forget

I knew I had to

Get her away

Take her to where my debt was paid

A new beginning

A place I'd never been

And never seen

When the world's at stake

All your dreams they change

And every step you take

Is for another's sake

And even if she grows to hate me

I won't change my course of heart

Lord have mercy on my soul

If we ever grow apart

You think that I resent her very being?

That maybe I regret her ever needing a mother

Is it wrong that I enjoy to right her?

I may be rash and overprotecting, not bitter

I suppose I could be softer...

I can do better

Hold you closer

I'm learning that

As I grow older

I'm the one to forgive

When the world's at stake

You give your life away

And it feels so great

To watch the one you saved

Be the most adoring person

Your mom has ever known

Lord have mercy on my soul

And let my dreams be all her own

When my world's at stake...